Thursday, June 14, 2007

Arch Madness: The Joys of 80-Proof Footware

Just what everyone needs: Booze that tastes like hot, sweaty feet. The surf apparel geniuses at Reef have created the Dram, a sandal with a canteen in the heel that can hold up to three ounces of liquid and opens via a handy screw cap. (These diabolical dudes have already produced one with a built-in bottle opener.) This information leads us to the following conclusions: Reef must be a great place to work, the research and development team probably schedules its meetings during happy hour, and, no matter how cool it seems to holler "Hot Dram!" at the top of our lungs, we'd still prefer to carry our beverages in a picnic cooler.

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